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Joke of the Day

"I once unknowingly dated a transvestite ignoring all the clues Such as her name being Amanda."

"So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime"

"It might be time to diet when you ask Siri to call your "" boyfriend"" and she dial's up Domino's pizza"

"A communist a spy and a chinese walk into a bar He orders a drink."

"""MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!"" I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road..."

"Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !"

"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

"[Text] 18: This Hotel wants me to pay for Wi-Fi?! Me: You do know someone pays for Wi-Fi at home too, right?"

"How do you know this is OC? Its not on the front page"

"You know the best thing about having a penis? You get to share it with people who don't."