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Joke of the Day
"How do you teach a Jew to pay attention? You send him to a concentration camp."
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"""Hey buddy, what's up?!!"" -- short honk ""I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE"" -- long honk"
"Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."
"Why do nice guys make good lovers? They always finish last."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50"
"You can only push me so far before I breakdance."
"Batman went to Penguin's bar and was given the wrong drink... Just ice was served."
"Why would a straight guy hate gay guys? Here's a group of men who look better than you.. but don't even want women. You should be glad."
"There's a little ""I'm jealous"" in every ""whatever."""
"I saved a girl from getting raped last night.. .. I stayed home and jacked off"