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Joke of the Day

"George washington said ""We would have a black president when pigs fly!"" ... well, swine flu."

"Why Don't feminists make good botanists? They spend the entire time in the greenhouses bitching about the glass ceiling."

"To you Star Trek fans: what does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both search around Uranus for Klingons"

"Got fat from going to auctions every day. yep, it's more bid obesity!!!"

"I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!"

"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."

"A reality show for little engines called ""So, You Think You Can?"""

"9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge... It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry."

"Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names."

"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."