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Joke of the Day
"Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names."
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"Fatboy Slim announced that he's releasing a monthly cookie delivery service It's called 'Snack My Bitch Up.'"
"Stretching and yawning at the same time might not look so sexy but it looks like you're a Pokemon evolving so that's cool."
"What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers."
"What is in common between a napkin and a person? If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin."
"She blew her only chance of ever being with me And we're still together after all these years"
"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it"
"What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East? Happi-ness"
"Who else takes their phone out when you're in public by yourself, just so you don't look like some idiot with no friends."