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Joke of the Day
"Got fat from going to auctions every day. yep, it's more bid obesity!!!"
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"Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture. So I guess you could say I'm like a child whisperer."
"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."
"What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches? A high medium low"
"What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir."
"What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise? Captains Log"
"The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman? Neither one, you know I just like you"
"I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."
"Man, Helen Keller would have been fun to party with. She's always blacked out."
"I always bring a condom with me on a night out. Unfortunately, it's always the same one."