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"Why Don't feminists make good botanists? They spend the entire time in the greenhouses bitching about the glass ceiling."

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"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"You say kidnapping. I say surprise adoption. Tomato, Tomahto Get in the van."
"Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey"
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"If you spend ""up to $9000"" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by."
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