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Joke of the Day

"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."

"The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyone's face at Starbucks."

"There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison."

"Do you know why they call it a raspberry pi 2? Because when you see it you'll turn 2 pi radians and walk away."

"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."

"TIL The queen bee has sex with up to 40 males per day. Just like your mom."

"ME: in closing, all of the facts I've presented today prove that Bush did 911 PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written"

"I know I'm late to the party but why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"