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Joke of the Day

"911 what is your emergency? Me: ""My 6 year old hasn't stopped talking since he got home"" 911: ""stay calm ma.. Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING"

"Parenting tip: Unplug the microwave before dropping acid because you'll inevitably put the baby in there for safe keeping."

"Americans, make jokes about US states that your state hates. I'll start. Did you know 29 astronauts are from Ohio? What about Ohio makes people flee the face of the Earth?"

"You eat what (phonetic joke)? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who?"

"Why is camping so fun? It's in tents!"

"How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert? You get this: ===D==8="

"What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !"

"LeBron James should have a gaming channel It would be called ""LeBron Games."""

"Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am."

"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."