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Joke of the Day
"Why is camping so fun? It's in tents!"
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"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"
"Fifty Shades of Grey. In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell."
"What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'? They are both santa clauses."
"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."
"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."
"What do you call a asian and a black guy?? A math problem."
"When asked about his religious beliefs, Donald Trump states that he... ""definitely believes in a higher tower""."
"I ate peanut butter and got an allergic reaction. I got sued."