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Joke of the Day
"Why is camping so fun? It's in tents!"
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"A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"A woman is watching the food channel... Her husband says: why are you watching this? You can't even cook! She replies: you watch porn all day long and I dont even say anything!"
"There are three types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't."
"What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !"
"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids."
"What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch? Fission Chips."
"Approx 4,500yrs ago men would wake up everyday to build the great pyramid. I got up this morning with anxiety about unloading the dishwasher"
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me there's something that smells."
"What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? ""I have only my shelf to blame"""