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Joke of the Day
"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."
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"I don't steal my tweets from song lyrics! Seriously. Y'all gon' make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here."
"The clock was still hungry... so it went back four seconds."
"Short story about HYGIENE Hi, Eugene. Please be kind. First post here. ;)"
"(Anxiety/Depression joke) I'm always exhausted... except for my nervous energy."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE."
"A thing of booty is a joy foreva..."
"""Opportunity"" doesn't always knock the door... Last night she walked in our room when we were in a compromising position. Kids these days!"
"2 apples are sitting in an oven One apple looks to the other and says ""Man is it hot in here or what?"" The second apple screams ""Holy shit!?! A talking apple!"""