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Joke of the Day

"When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all... ...I guess Canada fears change"

"What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!"

"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."

"Q: What is rhubarb? A: Celery with high blood pressure."

"You look so perfect standing there, In my American Apparel underwear, But I know now you probably opened the wrong Christmas present grandma"

"The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off"

"My mates keep calling me gay. I proved them wrong. My mates keep calling me gay, so to prove them wrong and went out and fucked this sexy nurse. He definitely wasn't gay."

"What do you call a snake on viagra? Rod!"

"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this?"""

"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."