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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."
Next Joke
"I love raccoons. Part cat. Part dog. Part rodent. Part bear. Little people hands. What's not to like?"
"Accents are important. Would you rather be touched by Jesus or Jesus?"
"DAD JOKE: Do you know where you get water from? Well..."
"I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet... It's all BEANS!!"
"To the person who stole my shoes at the McDonald's playplace: Please grow up."
"The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back. I said ""Well you are in a wheelchair"""
"Did you hear that Donald Trump's new hair will cause riots due to its connection to satanic rituals? If he confirms the change, they'll be hell toupee. I'll show myself out."
"I still eat around bruised parts of fruit like a scared 4-year-old."
"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."