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Joke of the Day

"My mates keep calling me gay. I proved them wrong. My mates keep calling me gay, so to prove them wrong and went out and fucked this sexy nurse. He definitely wasn't gay."

"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An extra electron"

"Whats Black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist."

"I'm really good at not paying my bills. They all say ""OUTSTANDING!"""

"A teacher asks one of her students what the formula for water was... He said, ""H I J K L M N O"" Teacher: What? Student: Yesterday, you said the formula for water is H2O"

"Does Bill Nye always wear a bowtie? Seriously though?"

"Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from."

"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"

"Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing."

"What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers."