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Joke of the Day

"The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off"

"Oscar If you're Leonardo, you must have got it by now."

"How do you say bra in German? dashud sthapem from flappen"

"What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!"

"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self"

"I'm 70% water and 40% bad at math."

"What do you call a female to male sex change? An Addadictomy."

"What do you call a peeping Tom cat? A Purrr-vert."

"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""

"My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right..."