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Joke of the Day
"What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!"
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"Why don't black people listen to country music? Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot."
"What is a pirates favourite part of a fish? The aye"
"No one lies on the Internet They told me my computer had a virus, and asked if I wanted to do a FREE security check. Sure enough, my computer had a virus. How nice of them to tell me."
"if she doesn't reciprocate ur first ""i love u"", press ur finger to ur strategically placed bluetooth & say ""oh cool u love me too? nice"""
"How did Hitler lose weight quickly ? Juice cleanse."
"What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black? A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there."
"I met a girl who's family is so loaded... even the bags under her eyes are designer"
"Everytime i go see my drug dealer He just cracks me up"
"As a person with alzheimers, all my punchlines are..."