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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snake on viagra? Rod!"
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"A found a dessert trying to sell me military secrets in my bed last night. It was an under covers pie."
"How to make a Trump sandwich White bread Lots of baloney Russian dressing And a small pickle"
"A priest asks a rabbi, ""when are you going to finally try pork?"" The rabbi replies, ""At your wedding friend,"""
"This banker I know has absolutely no friends... I think he's loanly"
"Who is the original Kardashian? Saint Christopher"
"We don't serve time machines A Time machine walks into a bar"
"So girl on a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight? North Korea."
"Sometimes I wonder if the ghost in my house thinks he's being haunted by some angry, naked, drunk guy."
"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"