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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is rhubarb? A: Celery with high blood pressure."
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"Thinking about getting a nutritional value label tattooed on my inner thigh."
"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."
"What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica? ""X marks the pot, matey."""
"I like how Twizzlers has the balls to put a flavor description on the package. ""Strawberry""? Suck my ass. More like ""Tire""."
"What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho? I'm Nacho Daddy."
"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish all a Happy Saturday!"
"What happens to gay horses when they die? They become ""super"" glue!"
"Tom Brady is a clever mastermind He learned from another great American hero named Tom and convinced Bill Belichick to whitewash his offenses."
"What's long green and smells like pork scratchings? Kermit the frogs finger."