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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this?"""
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"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."
"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""
"I'm on hold and My call is important to them."
"A shark walks into a bar, and the bartender leaves because sharks are dangerous."
"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."
"STOP PUTTING SIRENS IN MUSIC FOR PETE'S SAKE! I let my hair down & undid two buttons before i realized i wasn't getting pulled over!"
"If you hate yourself, just drink alcohol like an adult; there's no need to vote for Trump."
"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation."
"Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu."