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Joke of the Day
"My wife is like a treasure You'll need an accurate map and a fucking shovel to find her."
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"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"
"It's impossible to touch your elbows behind your back. You just pushed your boobs towards me."
"officer it's my son's car ""just make it stop sir"" I don't know how ""can you call him"" I'll try *tries to dial while car bounces up and down*"
"I could be the next American Idol!! If they could just let me bring my shower on stage..."
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking ""NO!"" anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode."
"A man asks his wife... Husband: ""Honey, how come you never shout my name when you have an orgasm?"" Wife: ""Because you're never there."""
"Popeye teaches us that the best reason to eat healthy is revenge. #CartoonLifeLessons"
"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"