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Joke of the Day
"It's impossible to touch your elbows behind your back. You just pushed your boobs towards me."
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"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Break that faggots spine."
"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates : 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."
"Everyone gets my UDP jokes. Well not everyone, because sometimes people just don't always get UDP jokes."
"Dear hot girls who complain about how men fawn over you, I've got great news: In 20 years, no one will give a fcuk about you. You'll love it"
"I don't understand why people make jokes out of 9/11 Those jokes are just plane wrong"
"Where do Star Trek fans work out? At the He's Dead Gym."
"Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground (Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics)"
"My daughter asked me if opposite day is real. I said yes. Because, you know. Opposite."
"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."