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Joke of the Day
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies."
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"What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old? What base you're counting in."
"A woman walks up to me and says ""give me 12 inches and make it hurt"".... So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. Because they always take things literally."
"Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses"
"you can't please everybody. if you could, you'd probably be pansexual."
"The Internet lets the world instantly know my thought but...they can't make a microwave that I can put metal in. Someone isn't trying."
"A kid asks his father a question. ""Dad where is the clitoris?"" The Father responds with, ""You should have asked me that last night, because I had the answer on the tip of my tongue."""
"I used to think I was a fast reader And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called ""9- 11 Jumpers"" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds ...Incoming repost comments"
"Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail? Because of sanitation reasons."