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Joke of the Day

"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"

"I have a class about water (filtration systems, how to give everyone clean water, etc) and my teacher loves jokes. Anyone have some good water related jokes?"

"A robot walks into a bar; says he needs to loosen up. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice."

"I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means"

"Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight? Trycoxide is showing staggering results!"

"If A Democrat Wins, I'm Leaving, If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving. This has nothing to do with politics. I just really want to travel."

"The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful."

"What do you call an attractive girl in Poland A tourist. Or swap in Poland for wherever, spread the love."