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Joke of the Day

"officer it's my son's car ""just make it stop sir"" I don't know how ""can you call him"" I'll try *tries to dial while car bounces up and down*"

"Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic."

"Yo momma's so stupid when she tried to commit suicide, she killed her twin."

"*looks up from phone* Great, I'm inside of a coffin again."

"What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East? A Moooooslim!!"

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack."

"6 more days, guys.. That's December 26. The day everybody puts their shitty Xmas gifts on Ebay so poor people, like me, can buy them!"

"Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot."

"How do you measure the speed of circumcisions? Mohels per hour"

"What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"