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Joke of the Day
"No, I am not insulting you. I am just describing you."
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"New Scientist magazine reports that a team of British engineers in Bristol have developed a car that runs on human shit ...I bet that ""new car smell"" doesn't last very f*cking long."
"I think my entire family is racist. I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes."
"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"
"What is a pedophile's favorite type of shoes? White Vans"
"What's Brown and sounds like a bell?...DUNG!"
"Yesterday 8 mosquitoes bit me! I guess I now have a mosquito bite"
"I love when people say ""If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right."" Because that's what Hitler would say."
"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it eh?"