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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut? A barbecue"
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"Whenever you go to do something, bring a hammer and a screwdriver... the first time it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If it doesn't work after that, screw it."
"What is the most common cause of feline blindness? Cataracts"
"When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather... in his sleep... Not like the other passengers in his car!"
"Microsoft has realized that all their products get better PR by naming it after Halo mythology. I'm expecting the next Windows version to be Windows 117."
"I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding."
"If I've learned anything from listening to world news, it's that the world is full of countries I've never even heard of. (An American)"
"Yo momma so smart, that she left you under the bridge long time ago. (Yeap its 51% original joke)"
"Why didn't the magician shave? He made it disabeard.."
"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."