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Joke of the Day

"I'm doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble today. Nobody asked me to. It's not even my book."

"My wife said she just seen 3 rocks running up the street! Boulderdash."

"There's no ""i"" in denial."

"Did you hear what what Dr Dre is calling his new social media platform? Beats me."

"Democrats must be so thirsty Cause of all the salt."

"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."

"I bought my wife a pen for her birthday. I should have got a better one though, she keeps getting out."

"Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?"

"What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver? Quack quack!"

"Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational statuses are hard"