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Joke of the Day

"It's like these birds don't even know that it's the crack of fuck on a mother fucking Saturday morning."

"Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row? Because they don't believe in the KKK"

"1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.You eat One. You still have two."

"What do you call a conversation about weed? A diskushion."

"What do you call an old film composer? Hans Zimmer-frame"

"And then God said, ""Let the women have feelings. A lot of feelings. Like, all of the feelings."""

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like in North Korea ""Can't complain"", he said."

"Any dude who waits for Valentines Day to treat his woman like a Queen is failing 364 days a year."

"DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog"

"Why did Jon Snow need a new battery? For the watch."