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Joke of the Day

"My birthday is coming up, wife agreed to bday sex. Thankfully she'll be out of town on a business trip so I'll have the house all to myself."

"I've decided to give karate a break for a little while... I guess you could say I am going on a HI-YA-tus."

"Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians"

"I havent had sex But i spilled water on a cat once Does that count as getting the pussy wet?"

"A fun thing to do is go to the Facebook page of someone you've never met and ""like"" hundreds of photos of their baby."

"I don't want to die a virgin... ... it would really confuse my kids."

"ComedyTime: I think I'm a Moth http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5bd5cf89ce39d9690346"

"A Redditor goes on a date."

"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"

"* Kindergarten* Hi kids! I'm the homeroom mom for your class. [writes name on chalkboard] [Boy Raises hand] We can't read. No one can read"