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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese Millionaire? Cha Ching"

"The ""free milkshakes for a month"" contest I just won is telling me my month's supply of shakes is 5 shakes. Yeah 5 should last me a month..."

"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."

"Why do vacuums machines make for such terrible hairdriers? because they suck."

"My autopsy is going to be surprising as hell because I am 100% filled with mashed potatoes"

"What do you call a german tampon? A twatstika....buh dum chh!"

"OOO! XOX. XXX!! - Reviews for ""TicTacToe, The Movie"""

"How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing."

"I found a ""Fresh Baked Bread"" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast."

"I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company... My girlfriend recently dumped me and this ""No Tears"" stuff isn't working at all."