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Joke of the Day
"My autopsy is going to be surprising as hell because I am 100% filled with mashed potatoes"
Next Joke
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!"
"What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !"
"My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. They're huge Vans of them."
"What Do Ghosts Like To Stare At? BooBees."
"This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone"
"Why do black men love pirate porn? Because of all the booty"
"TEENS: You might find yourself ""embarrassed"" by certain things your body is doing, when in fact, you should be ashamed."
"What do Chefs and Murderers have in common? The best ones clean up after themselves"
"soup really pisses me off so i boiled all these soup ingredients in water to destroy them ah crap"