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Joke of the Day
"Why do vacuums machines make for such terrible hairdriers? because they suck."
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"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double-entendre... So he gives it to her."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest."
"Knock Knock! **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Britney Spears** Britney Spears who? **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Oops I did it again!**"
"I bought a tiny chili pepper plant today. I wanted to spice up my apartment."
"I got into a car accident with a midget... He got out of his car, angrily shaking his fist and yelled, ""I'm NOT happy!"" ""Well,"" I replied, ""which one are you?"""
"Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you."
"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."
"""We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."" - A man who owned other men."
"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."