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"What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers"
"If Jason Bateman had a servant... Would his servant call him Master Bateman?"
"I can't prove God isn't real, but at the same time, I can't prove that my dog doesn't run a violent Asian street gang while I'm asleep."
"So hypothetically speaking, what do you think is the scariest mask they would let me wear in line at the bank?"
"To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*"
"Saw a billboard that said: Don't be distracted by driving and texting. Next one said: Don't be distracted by driving and reading billboards."
"What do call a disgraceful Asian Nothing they're not your child anymore"
"*saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*"
"I had a chat with my ex-girlfriend last night. He's doing really well."