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Joke of the Day

"The ""free milkshakes for a month"" contest I just won is telling me my month's supply of shakes is 5 shakes. Yeah 5 should last me a month..."

"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."

"French Guns for sale! Never Fired, dropped only once."

"I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple."

"They can't spell for shit, but cats sure are good at Photoshopping text on photos and uploading them to the internet."

"What do they call the Hulk when he has an erection? Bruce Boner."

"I found out I was can't wear latex condoms They give me an allergic erection"

"Scientists say, six out of seven dwarves are not happy. -- As seen on QI."

"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""

"What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ? Crossfit."