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Joke of the Day
"What's so cool about cemeteries? I don't get it. People are dying to get in them."
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"Santa claus may only come once a year... But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!"
"A man goes to Macy's to buy a sweater. He swipes his card but it didn't register. The cashier asks him to try his card again and the man replies, ""I already did and it fits great!"""
"My friend overdosed on chill pills. On the plus side, he was by far the coolest person at the funeral."
"Word. ~ Microsoft."
"What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca-lip this?"
"What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun"
"What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!"
"What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck."
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 3 million have a chance of becoming a human being"