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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"

"My Friend said her ovaries hurt I told her she was Ovary-acting."

"When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another. Because kids."

"Me: What's your strongest weakness? Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!"

"When I see someone texting and driving I swerve my car into them and try to run them off the road cause texting and driving is illegal."

"The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy ""Skeleton Class."" Sign two was failing skeleton class."

"The Tomato Pastor began his sermon to the Salad Congregation ""Lettuce pray"""

"My wife asked me 'What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? And if you haven't figured it out by now you'll never figure it out will you.'"

"I think my husband is having an affair with the computer because he's always fucking on it."

"What do you call a group of scientologist almonds? Nuts."