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Joke of the Day

"The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy ""Skeleton Class."" Sign two was failing skeleton class."

"What do call a potato that knows martial arts? Jacket Chan"

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin..."

"How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers? Because I think it makes perfect scents."

"If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren't about superheroes?"

"What is Metal Gear's Snake's secret? There's a Solid, Liquid, and Solidus Snake. It seems they all passed gas."

"After thinking about how bad the average person is at math I've realized that about 75% of people are worse."

"What do you call a person with no nose or body? Nobody nose!"

"This is the rare tweet that history will look back on much more favorably than how it was received in its own time period."

"All it took was a skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty."