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Joke of the Day

"The Tomato Pastor began his sermon to the Salad Congregation ""Lettuce pray"""

"Where does the army keep fish? In a tank."

"If I was rich I'd hire a guy named Matt to stand in the tub and I'd call him my ""bath Matt."" And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff."

"How much do pirates pay for their earrings? About a buccaneer!"

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her!"

"What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know? Jiu Jitsu."

"What do you call a black Sasquatch? ...Nigfoot"

"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."

"I eventually understood USB Type C design... And now, I can't really see any downside in it"

"I like my women how I like my math problems: Short, easy, and with no imaginary parts."