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Joke of the Day

"My Friend said her ovaries hurt I told her she was Ovary-acting."

"I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie."

"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer."

"What's the smelliest type of pencil? A #2 pencil"

"There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke He brought back Pepsi"

"What do you get when you kiss a canary? Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease."

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."

"My father always had affectionate nicknames for my older sister and me She was *oops*, and I was *oh shit*"