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Joke of the Day
"Which teachers care the most about their students? Math teachers, because every student counts."
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"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."
"What's the name of the strongest duck out there? PSYtama."
"I never take a stab in the dark. I like to see what I'm stabbing."
"Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do? You shoot Kenny G. Twice."
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!"
"What do you call the system of honour of French horses? Chevalry"
"Women Q: What do you call a woman without an @sshole? A: Divorced"
"I had a bad dream about pizza sauce. It was a real nightmarinara."
"Me and my new girlfriend are both scientists, archaeologists to be exact... .. we're carbon, dating."