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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!"
Next Joke
"Today I picked up a hitchhiker. Dropped him off at Crystal Lake. Seemed nice but didn't say a word. Was wearing a hockey mask. Oh, these wacky kids and their crazy fashions!"
"EVERY SENTIENT & NON-SENTIENT CONGLOMERATION OF MOLECULES ON THIS EARTH HAS A BF. WTF."
"Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else."
"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."
"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Just taught my 15 year old German Shepard to play dead! Cocky bastard is trying to set a record too! Been that way for eight hours now..."
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *thwack* fuck... A skydiver goes FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *THWACK*"
"The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink."
"What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving"
"My friend says he's doing good he means well"