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Joke of the Day

"I never take a stab in the dark. I like to see what I'm stabbing."

"KIM KARDASHIAN: Elane you GOTA see the BABY ELANE: I follow you on instagram. Im gona see it"

"Leaflet through the door telling me I can enjoy sex at 75. Which is handy, because I live at number 81."

"My wife is so ugly... Our towels say ""His"" and ""Its""!"

"Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him."

"If you had to choose between Bill Gates' money and world peace... ...what colour should your porsche be?"

"Cemeteries are some of the most popular clubs in the world... ...I mean, people are literally *dying* to get in."

"My doctor prescribed a med that has ""weight loss"" as a side effect......I've never wanted to overdose so much in my life!"

"Dirty Joke My sex life with my wife has started degrading. Guess it's time to Bury her corpse"

"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."