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Joke of the Day
"I had a bad dream about pizza sauce. It was a real nightmarinara."
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"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"
"Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital? It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate."
"What kind of fruit tells the best jokes? A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me."
"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."
"What did one loaf of bread say to the other? Weirdo."
"Why is Boromir such a hit at orgies? Because when he blows his horn everyone comes ;)"
"Two deer walk into a bar... The first deer says, ""Hey, wanna go to a party?"" The second one says, ""I'm game!"""
"Where do weeaboos holiday? Kawaii"
"I like my women like I like my bamboo: graceful, strong, and constantly in threat of being eaten by pandas."