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Joke of the Day

"Women Q: What do you call a woman without an @sshole? A: Divorced"

"Don't beat your children... Give them informative physical connections."

"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."

"a white girl drowned today when her anchor tattoo pulled her to the bottom, sadly her infinity tattoo didnt mean she'd live forever"

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"

"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."

"COP: ""Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""It was way easier than solving a murder?"""

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? only one but it takes him 5 episodes."

"Does anyone know if it's worth signing up for this sex offender registry? Will I learn any new moves or techniques?"

"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"