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Joke of the Day

"Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina Talk about an Oscar being snubbed"

"The government forcibly took over MarshallMathers.com They cited Eminem domain"

"How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees? In Jeff Pesos."

"BOVINE HIJINX Q; What do cows do for fun? A: They go to the moo-vies!"

"My iPhone corrects ""WHOA"" to ""WHOSE"", which just made my text response to ""I JUST HAD A BABY!!!"" a little awkward."

"Two animated gifs walked into a bar. Two animated gifs walked into a bar. Two animated gifs walked into a bar. Two animated gifs w[ESC]"

"[Dirty] How does Leia spend Father's Day? Riding Solo"

"My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits..."

"I have an evil masterplan; I'm going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it. Then I will finally be able to conker the World."