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Joke of the Day

"My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of."

"Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face."

"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"

"How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb? Over 9000."

"How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant? As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming"

"Raccoons wearing tiny little glasses, digging through trash and carefully reading nutritional information of any food items they find."

"After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me."

"Sudoku... It's a numbers game."

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?!"""

"crush: i really like music me: *gets jealous of music and rips off crushes ears*"