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Joke of the Day

"My iPhone corrects ""WHOA"" to ""WHOSE"", which just made my text response to ""I JUST HAD A BABY!!!"" a little awkward."

"Jesus christ, guys! Can we stop arguing about politics for ONE second and change subject to something more lighthearted? So what are your guys' thoughts on abortion?"

"You dug the hole you're in... now stop whining and start climbing."

"My ex hated when I started dating her twin sister. Like it's my fault they're conjoined."

"A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"

"How can you tell if someone is vegan? They'll tell you"

"When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. ... ... not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"How do you know if someone was in the navy? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."

"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."

"A man posts an original joke to http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes"