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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub? Throw in the laundry."
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"I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes. That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree."
"So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery."
"What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope."
"My biggest fear is that my last words before dying will be something less than poignant like, ""Gravy is nice."""
"What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family. Hasidic"
"How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins."
"Sally Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths who still have egg avatars."
"My wife said sex with me is like a supersoaker water gun! Just two pumps and a squirt!"