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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits..."

"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"

"Is BB hungry? No, BB-8"

"Just popped in to say I'm considering switching to Depends. I'm not having a problem, but new underpants everyday!"

"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot"

"Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer."

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS!"

"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"

"I just can't find any good doctors... EVERY one of them is still in practice."