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Joke of the Day
"How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees? In Jeff Pesos."
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"""I'm having a public meltdown!!"" - A Snowman, maybe."
"My girlfriend is from another Nation. ImagiNATION"
"You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine"
"What's the difference between a dwarf and an STD? Ones a cunning runt the other is a running cunt."
"A healthy man in a room of paraplegic people is outstanding"
"It's hard to be optimistic about the future when you go to YouTube and see how many people videotape their TV."
"What's Vladimir's favorite song? Putin on the Ritz"
"Its gone viral Bird flu - 45 million dead chickens and turkeys."
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"