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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever."

"I saw a guy holding a TV I was walking down the street, when I saw a black guy holding a TV. I thought ""holy shit, is that mine?"" I went home to check. But nah, mine was at home polishing my shoes."

"A joke about Serenity [Spoilers] How do Reavers clean their spears? They put them through the Wash. Sorry."

"Curb stomping your enemies and having the last thing they see in their pointless lives be your Skechers lighting up >>>>"

"Vidi vini Me looking at ancient Etruscan nudes"

"What did the Zero say to the Eight? ""Nice belt."""

"I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up."

"What was sonic's diet advice to mario? Gotta go fast"

"Today's average 5 yr old can't tie his own shoes & probably still shits his pants, but he'll solve your wireless network problem."

"Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing."