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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever."

"[the noise of everyone talking at a party randomly goes silent] ME: i call hot dogs meat pickles"

"I changed my password to ""incorrect"" So when I forget it my computer will tell me ""your password is incorrect"""

"If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!"

"How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with ""A woman once told me.."""

"Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public? Because she was a private tutor"

"Yes, life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent."

"I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said, ""I'm crap at fishing and need some tips"". The man said, ""Okay, can you hold the line?"" I said, ""No""."

"How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus? They came in like a wrecking ball."

"What's Hitlers most hated candy? Jewb jewbs"